Here's your chance to feel like a prepubescent girl!

You played it in study hall. You played it at slumber parties. It's the game of MASH, and now it's time to play it on the web! The rules are simple:

Under each category, list 3 items. To make the game more amusing, make sure to throw in the names of things that would make you utterly miserable.

On the next page, press the "start" and "stop" button to generate your magic number. Press "play" when you're ready to see what's in store for you and your future.

Display speed:

Watching the eliminations with baited breath is half the fun. How quickly do you want the computer to process your items?

Slowly Leisurely Rapidly

Preferences:

I like boys. I like girls.

Your choices:

Make sure to list three under each category.